Hiring
we highly appreciate any and all new members to our team!
if you are wishing to hire or want to "exterminate" an "infestation" please contact us at
Hiring Process
if you wish to hire to HITMEN FOR HIRE
first, contact our email address above ^ state your name and
reason for wishing to become a hitman, then, visit a forested area. you will likely see a man in a white suit beginning to follow you, DO NOT BE SCARED OF HIM. he is one of our friendly and well trained team organizers! he will then ask you a few questions such as how long you have been training, after you answer his questions he will then proceed to ask you to punch him in the face, DO NOT HESITATE. he is highly trained and skilled in being punched in the face!
he is also very good at judging your skills and the quality of the punch, he will then cartwheel away and we will email you if we think you are fit for being a hitman. and if we think you are up to the task then CONGRATUGATION! you have successfully became a hitman for Web2FUN Inc.
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